March 04, 2005 - 3:45 am

and so i guess it must be told to the level of my frustration w/ the little Mrs. Field's on the Burlington Mall ::: i don't know what to do about this really — but i aM completely on the annoyed & completely angry about this recurring event ::: i go into the Mrs. Field's — right? — i order 3 small chocolate chip cookies to go — no? — & they always turn to me & ask if i would like the milk with that ::: i have been going to this Mrs. Field's now for at least 4 months now — every since AiiO moved their locations — you figure they'd get the hang of the deal that i do NOT want any milk with my cookies — but still — the fr!kkeN counter-intelligence behind the cookiebar persists to ask if i want the milk ::: the place is beginning to make me very unthirsty altogether & even the mere fragrance of cookies baking in the oven mingling in the air psychosomatically quenches me ::: they have ruined the last portions of every lunchtime meal in which i visit their pushy little establishment ::: little do they know that 2 more times — that's right — 2 more times w/ the suggested sales of the milk & i will just go completely keebler's on theM ::: i'lL just purchase cookies in the bag on a supermarket & bring them back to the officeplace — & in fact — i might even go the extra milligram & pick up a quart of whole milk to dowN theM with froM the comfort of my cubicle ::: >>>

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February 18, 2005 - 2:50 am

welL guess what i found out recently regarding the video store & their new policies regarding the late fees? ::: guess ::: that's right ::: no late fees — no movies ::: insane i telL you ::: i just wanted to get my groove on w/ the retrofuturistic tale of Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow & after maNy attempts maNy visits to the blockbuster i have found it nearly impossible to rent aNything at alL that i would like to see — not a single recent release that seeMs worthwhile or otherwise available for my viewing pleasuRe ::: what a paiN in the behind — you know? ::: >>>

 

::: on another thing :::

 

::: i aM so sick & tired of alL these bumperstickers & decals that say 'United We Stand' — 'Support Our Troops' — 'An Army of One' — & so on & the so forth ::: united we stand — yeah, sure — get the fr!k outta my way — i'm trying to get to the office to support this doubledipped recessioN & this planet of the apes administration that just keeps desecrating the very concepts of freedoM & justice & the pursuit of a good old-fashioNed low-carb meaL ::: >>>

 

 

 

:::::::::::::::::::::::: slowly but surely :::::::::::::::::::::::: >>>

 

::::::::::::::: creatures froM another planet :::::::::::::: >>>

 

 

:::::::::: aRe stealing away little earthlings! :::::::::::: >>>

 

abducted

 

 

& we can't do a thing about it

 

 

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February 16, 2005 - 9:37 pm

so now ::: the most bizzarre of bizzarre things as of recent tiMes iN the tiMes of SiNuS BRaDy has occurred to me — and heRe w/ you tonight my friends my online compatriots my expats of the patriotic wunderkind — and heRe w/ you tonight i wilL share my most recent strange incidents w/ you including the bizzarre events oN the weekend at this & that too ::: yes i wilL ::: [ are you stilL theRe? ] ::: >>>

 

firstly [ i aM thirsty ] ::: oN the weekend & to be more specific oN saturday — i caMe across a stray kittycat ::: that is ::: soMeoNe rang my doorbelL & upoN rushing dowN alL 3 flights of stairs — i found a browN burlap bag sitting oN the stoop of the apartment steps ::: you know? ::: a veRy strange ::: >>>

 

::: but anyhow :::

 

i went to examiNe the content of the bag — & justlike oN the movies or soMething like this — the little bag moved about a bit & theN felL opeN revealiNg a little kittycat [ the stray 1 i mentioned above ] w/ patches of black & mostly dark dark grey ::: i aM not too toO terribly fond of aNy pet not to mentioN a cat or soMethiNg like this — but — i looked further into the bag after curling the kitty iN toward my chest & noticed a note inside that said 'feed me' [ which reminded me oN the Little Shop of Horrors — you know? wheN the plant keeps saying 'feed me' — you know? ] ::: & she looked up at me w/ that little kittycat look that they do & she licked the inside of my wrist w/ her little sandpaper tongue & i couldn't help but take the kitty up ::: so now she's miNe ::: >>>

i decided yesterday to naMe her kevorkiaN ::: >>>

 

 

this is alL besides my point — a sort of virtual sidestep froM the bizzarre event of today or this morning ::: so — heRe goes ::: >>>

 

i found a peculiar crunching — a metallic, tinny taste in my Kashi GOLEAN Crunch! ::: another tip tap of the teeth & theN i just had to take a look ::: forefinger & thumb reaching iN to pick amongst the chewed Crunch! i wipe the bits froM my finger on a papertowel & notice the glint of soMething shiNy & guess what? ::: theRe's a fr!kkeN microchip iN my Kashi ::: that's right ::: a fr!kkeN microchip ::: what the fr!k is this? ::: what aRe they up to the Kashi people? ::: i thought we weRe Good Friends ::: but apparently not ::: instead — it seeMs the Kashi people aRe lookiNg for a little inside informatioN froM mr BRaDy heRe — you know? ::: a little scaN froM my interior if you know what i meaN ::: >>>

i'lL have to look into this a bit moRe ::: maybe check the Symantec site to see if soMe sort of probes like this is goiNg around ::: soMe biogenetic adware attempts at that ::: capitalisM at it's most despicable ::: >>>

 

::: ha ha hah :::

 

 

 

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February 10, 2005 - 10:34 pm

the more i think oN it — the more perplexing it alL becoMes ::: the blind woman — oN the men's rooM — blouse undoNe [ pretty much pulling aN alL out Melissa Gilbert — the award she wiNs oN the SAG is beyond me — they didn't calL her Laura Elizabeth Ingalls Wilder for nothing my friends — if you know what i meaN ] ::: a veRy strange event iN the daily life of aN office worker ::: >>>

 

but aNyhow ::: i may have to use the facilities soMetiMe this afternooN ::: usually it hits me a bit after lunchtiMe ::: i'lL let you know what happeNs theN — but until theN — it's back to work pushing those stored procedures up to the server & uploading variables & intermittent logic into the systeM ::: >>>

 

::: ha ha hah :::

 

 

 

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November 08, 2005 - 3:01 pm

ok ok ok ::: the strangest things just happened to me on the men's rooM oN the officeplace ::: i go iN [ to do my business ] — settle into the spacious handicap stalL oN the end — opeN up my UFO Magazine to catch up oN the latest iN abductioNs & other reports oN extraterrestrial contact heRe oN earth & iN the nearby stratospheRes — i set back & relax a bit — calmly take care of my business — wipe & flush — stand up & tuck iN the shirt — opeN the stalL doors & exit into the commoNspace of the lav wheN what do i see? ::: >>>

 

::: a womaN :::

 

standing by the sink is a woMan in casual muted pink slacks
high heels black blouse an upswept hairdo
casually washing her hands
as if this were the norm
as if this were aN
everyday
thing
for
her

 

::: didn't know what to do :::

 

so — i just did what i have to do — no? ::: i also have to wash up after my business — no? ::: so — i approached the sink as if this were the norM & begiN to wash my hands ::: the automatic sink clicks oN & i rub palM against palm under the brisk waterflow ::: i look over through the mirror & notice her blouse is unbuttoNed dowN almost alL the way opeN & she is just stilL washing her hands ::: no eye contact is made ::: 'is she blind?' i wonder to myself as she seeMs not to flinch at my presence ::: i do not say a word ::: walk over to the airdry machiNe & rub my hands together — alL the tiMe keeping a watch oN this suspicious female intruder using the sinkmirror as my spy device ::: i finish drying hands & leave the men's rooM ::: >>>

 

who is this womaN? ::: what was she doing oN the men's rooM? ::: >>>

 

::: ha ha hah :::

 

 

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December 07, 2004 - 10:21 pm

i have to admit now that i am addicted to the crest whitestrips ::: but seriously folks ::: i just wanted today to convey a thought i had about the recent events concerNing our country — the current administration, the preceding administration & the simple but significant difference between the 2 ruling organizations at lump & large [ at least froM what i caN see ] ::: >>>

ok ::: Bill Clinton ::: the big controversy of his administratioN ::: he participated iN sexual relatioNs with an intern iN maNy places — fellatio ejaculatioN copulatioN frottage — who knows how many horny variatioNs this alphaMale lied about under public oath — but in essence — Bill received a blowjob & theN lied to the good people of america about what happened in the private vestiges of his homeroOM — you know? ::: >>>

ok ::: George W Bush ::: the big controversy of his administratioN ::: he participated in sexual relatioNs with the good people of america in maNy places — fellatio ejaculatioN copulatioN frottage — whatever dubya can dreaM up he's doNe — but — instead of being blowN — W seeMs to be blowing the american people — over & over agaiN for maNy years oN end — whether it's a war for false pretenses — social insecurity for the retired — no kid left behind — it's years & years of dubya blowing the people of america ::: lot's of viagra for this little texaN heh heh heh ::: >>>

but aNyhow — bottoMliNe politics froM my vantage & viewpoint — the spaM that penetrates my inbox has vastly increased since the departure of Bill Clinton froM the executive branch — & — this my friends is bad news for everyoNe ::: >>>

we must stop this things ::: spaM must be stopped ::: & our leadership never seeMs to address this most important issues ::: OEE must push oN ::: we must prevail over the eviL wrongdoers ::: >>>

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