welL ::: i finally did it my friends ::: i broke down & bought an
HT device from the segway company ::: now i am moving w/ the future
::: >>>
i guess i was a bit tired of walking around when the occasion did not
necessitate using the biped devices oh so naturally given unto us : i
have not brought this to the office as of yet but i am certain
when i do that the jealousies wilL flair up : i no longer have to journey
to the printer w/ a swift step :
i can easily step up onto the HT & lean forward to glide to my destination
w/ an ease only dreamt of in reruns of the jetsons : i do not have a robot
unit as of yet to assist in my daily duties [ although i have doNe some
online research to begin tinkering for the creation of just such a droid
unit that could not only help in the day-to-day but moRe
importantly could perform feats that i would never ever be humanly
capable of for instance lifting my entire desk unit directly
up & parallel to the officefloor so as to search for a paperclip that
i have inconveniently dropped amidst my working or another
for instance enter the ladies room & pretend to change the
soap in the soap dispenser while simultaneously recording audio &
video documentation of all the lavatory goings on a typical day in the
ladies rooM ( or men's rooM if so desired ) ] i can think of a
million ways in which a mechanical assistant could lend to my professional
presence in & about the office thereby increasing my productivity
& efficiences so on etcetera ::: >>>
so as w/ the HT however so far i have found it a pleasure
& priveledge to utilize this device in my very own home office environment
: although my home office is extremely close quarters for comfort
i have been able to quickly get to the bathroom & kitchen for various
break activities at remarkably inhuman speeds ( up to 17 miles per hour
in fact you do the calculations for how much faster that is in
european kilometric standards my friends i should move to europe
or something ) & so snack procurement & consumption
as well as bodily processed snack disposal have now almost jumped to lightspeed
proportioNs : remarkable indeed :
i cannot wait to bring this w/ me to a nature walk or the
office or out to the boston commons : yes : that should
be nice ::: >>>
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