oNe thing i would like to implement on a worldwide scale in
the world of sales & business & alL parts & parcels
of officekind in genera would be the following regarding the
restrooM etiquette ::: >>>
that's right my friends | my colleagues | my coworkers
| netizens of the world ::: the mmcf ::: an officeplace essential
if you ask me [ & i hope you do
] ::: >>>
although for soMe oddball reason on the other
� your typical suit sidles up to the urinal or throne
with an almost-immediate pulL & flush before any extrapolations
begin whatsoever [ i believe the executive
management does this entirely unnecessary flushings prior to
the p!ss or sh!t simply to feel the cool cascades of white mountain
flushing swirls in the springtime upoN the front of any pubic
coiffure ( if at urinal ) or bottom
of scrotum ::: a sheer pleasure sensation indeed ] �
what more appropriate time to let the waters take you away than
right smack dab in the middle of any public restrooM movement?
::: >>>
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firstly : let me telL you : things start to get
right nasty in thar if there is no mmcf ::: i don't care how
clean you think your eating habits are � or � what
latest faddiet you half-follow � things get stanky pretty
fast ::: don't forget � not only are you letting your
innards go out & beyond the middle-cavities of digestment
& god knows what else � you are also now � for
perhaps the first or second time in the day � allowing
any fartage to float & fly free froM that godawfuL officechaiR
accumulatioN ::: alL those late nites � alL those meals
at the desk � i just hope you have been changing your
pants on a near-daily basis [ otherwise
shame on you twice my gross-office friend � hoo! �
not good practices of oe ( tla = office
etiquette ) ] ::: so � good idea to let
the waters of fate let what floats mosey on out half-way through
� just for the courtesy of any stallmates about &
abound in that there restrooMs ::: >>>
secondly : you can cover up aNy serious pushing
you might have to do in thar ::: for instance � let's
say that yesterday you had soMe indian food for lunch �
but followed up w/ a midafternoon partaking of the stringcheese
� but perhaps a bit too much ::: perfect time & application
of the mmcf! ::: go for it ::: you know the currified little
sanjeevkapoor
log is suffering from it's own little bo nightmarewurld �
forget about the poor accountant from finance sitting in the
stall next to you [ or the coo curling
up into the urinal with head against the cool tiles before him
] � now � not only do you have the olfactory-induced
motivation in place � but � you also have the added
tensioN of the section of stringcheese in the mix as welL :::
strategy in place : mmcf! : additional technique &/or remedy
� i like to call the entire 2-part procudure the flush
& push : you can even vocalize at a low level & your
office workers wilL never pick up oN the nature of your birthing
[ sometiMes the vocalizations are merely
a great way to clear the rooM anyhow � you know? �
foR a little privatetiMe to read the leftover USAToday �
maybe update the palm pilot � or to simply stare at the
tile for a while & let the 'i work in an office' preparatory
internal mantra slowly ease your mind into the netherworld of
zen needed to get through to at least quarter to four
] yes another flush success story just waiting to be happened
::: >>>
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although we're only on our secondlies here :::
let me make a quick casual mention that the one drawback to
the mmcf � the toiletbowl backsplash � is almost
unavoidable in these situations ::: the only actioN i can recommend
is to push the back of your head on the walL behind the toilet
& using your feet, legs, back & ass muscles �
arch your body up & away from the lip of the seat ::: then
� reach back & pulL w/ military precisioN & confidence
::: the worst that could happen here is ... welL ... no ...
i've heard soMe stories actually ... you're on your own here
... i wilL not be held responsible for my recommendations �
but stilL highly recommend them ::: >>>
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