yesterday mourning at the workplace i got up to use the restrooM
& when i returned to my desk i found a few things that were
apparently left for me { click here } ::: oN my
desk was a stapled packet of print-offs and a floppy disk [ a
grey floppy disk with rather calligraphic handwriting oN theM
the grey of the disk seeMing like a time-displaced thang
no? : like from maybe 5 or 6 yeaRs ago ] : i opened the floppy
disk before looking oN the packet & low & behold theRe were
maNy strange files theRe most of which i waS unable to open
[ what sort of file format is a PM5?
] ::: a couple of the txt and doc files i could opeN &
theN wheN i looked oN the print-outs { horses and goats
and pigs oh my! } i noticed a direct correllation to
the floppy disk files ::: how strange indeed ::: { what's
that smell? } aNyhow ::: finding this things of course brought
about maNy questioNs much conjecturing swimming iN my mind
::: >>>
who left this floppy disks at my desk?
why are they following me?
{ you know you do }
is theRe the secret messages encrypted oN the files?
what is the PM5 file format & why can't i open
them?
is this somehow related to the spaM i receive?
{ hot pussy cat bikini }
perhaps this is related in soMe ways to the
spaMMaiL tourette's
i seeM to be recently plagued with?
where are they? what do they want from me?
is this somehow related to oee [ operation
enduring email ever since i started this non-profit intiative
to rid the world of spaM stranger & stranger thiNgs have
begun to happeN ]
if i right-click on floppydisk files caN
i retrieve
vital informatioN leading to the wherabouts of Saddam Hussein?
if so would this help or hurt the economy?
why can't we smoke iN Boston anymore?
aRe there eventual tax repercussioNs to a smoke-free
New England?
where did huey lewis go?
{ your time has come click heRe
}
how do i sign up for the surfing safari?
where do the ducks go in the wintertime?
how can i make a theremin?
if Belmont is trying really hard to be Cambridge
no matter
how hard they try to do this wilL they ever succeed?
what
should i make Pete do next?
{ fight the irs and be the victor
}
what's worse? spaMMaiL oR annoying javascript pop-up
ads?
wheRe is the wMD?
won't you please give?
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