about midday i walk into the restroom & someoNe is utilizing my favourite
stall [ the handicap stalL is much more luxurious after alL & allows
for greater comfort & a soothing spacial imprisonment that helps to
ease the soul & assist in outlet of unecessary energies & materials
] : i opted for the only other available restroom seat in the office (
at least on my floor ) since the odours from earlier had subsided :::
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as i sat & adjusted to my surroundings i noticed the high-end leakage
of what must have been a set of headphones the man next door must
accompany his mensroom activities w/ a disco jam of music : perhaps this
things are to help mask the occasional splash & anal raspberry exhasperatioNs
during an bowelling expeditions : i do not know although it appeared
all was silent on the western front that is besides this
high-hat drum & bass rhythms & the occasional scuff of shoe across
tile ::: >>>
stranger things have happened i am sure :::
after about 20 minutes i finish up & rebutton rebuckle &
leave my stalL w/ a flush as punctuation to my departure : i move up to
sink & mirror to wash & of course make the grand mistake to lean
forward into the sink : son of a b!tch of course & once
again this thing happens whereby any sinkly water residue accumulated from the many messy marvins washing their hands before re-entry
to the workplace any of this sinktop water now soaks the front
portion of the pants in an annoyingly rorschachesque manner at that :
in haste & w/ anger i pull a few c-fold paper towels from their dispenser
& push down in an attempt to absorb &/or use friction to rid my
pants of this embarrassing stigma :::
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before leaving i listen a bit longer to hear the disco boy still
jamming on the 1 inside the handicap stalL the envy i feel wells
up a bit & i decide to see for myself perhaps who this special visitor
is ::: i mean does the man even have the semblance of a limp?
will he at least have the decency to pretend he has some signs of minor
blindness or at least a lisp? how
dare he infiltrate this reserved parking spot for the disabled derriere?
::: >>>
anyhow ::: so as to get a quick sneak peak at who this mystery sh!tter
is ::: i hide myself underneath the double sinks countertop down
by the soap dispenser storage units ::: >>>
approximately 43 minutes after this there is the trademark flushing
& slight scuffling w/in the stalL to readminister clothing & proper
shirt tucking etcetera : the stalldoor swings open & i hear the headphone
music pulse rising as the maN approaches to wash his hands i hear
no water i assuMe he is at least checking his tie or hair or something
or perhaps just admiring himself in some ways as he stands
for a quite a bit of time there at the sinks & mirror a bit
of a whistle [ although i do not recognize the tune in any way ] : &
i notice the slacks he wears are nicely pressed the socks he wears
[ as he pulls up his pantleg a bit from time to time here ] are black
w/ a slightly inferred patterN & his shoes are a bit worn but
classy nonetheless ::: >>>
a minute or 2 goes by : i hear him slightly cuss & pull paper towels
from the dispenser to absorb the water that has stained the front of his
trousers he appears to get semi-erect as he attempts to clean up
then he throws out his paper towel & leaves the mensrooM :::
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i approach the handicap stalL my only clue concerning the mystery
of this restroom maniac a print out of the boston globe sports
page from the website left delicately atop the toiletpaper dispenser
held up in place by the handicap railing along the west walL this
completely disgusts me ::: >>>
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