welL welL welL ::: what do we have here? ::: >>>
right in the middle of alL this chaos of the world � right
when i least suspect it � BAM � on the middle of the coffeeshop
i notice that oNce agaiN my friends my brothers my sisters �
oNce agaiN i notice that i am being followed � i am being watched
::: i though the insanity was over long ago � but i guessed
wrong yes my guesstimate was veRy wrong oNce agaiN :::
let the nightmare begiN ::: >>>
welL ::: aNyhow ::: this tiMe i realized as if out of the fr!kkeN
blue or soMething ::: this tiMe i realized a familiaR face amongst
the seated : upoN my daily morning commute i stop iN at my usual
caf� to pick up soMe caffe latte w/ a shot of raspberry [
yuM yuM ] : while i patiently wait
in the liNe [ an unusually long line for this
wednesday morning � about 5 or 6 larries in various degrees
of suited professionalisM : soMe w/ the starched websafe blue shirt
( the latest thing it seeMs ) �
oNe or 2 w/ a necktie � only oNe w/ the sportscoat ( holding
the laptop & cellphone still warM iN its hip holster
) � & oNe young lady ( knees to calves
to ankles to feet nicely nyloned up for corporate display
) ] i look over & notice amongst the cozychair crowd
a maN i know i have seeN at least thrice here before ::: veRy suspicious
::: >>>
welL : aNyhow : this maN � his particulars � the details
run down as does follow :
i noticed that the man my pursuant the stalker at hand has an unusually
large [ tall ] forehead [
& therefore i shalL calL him the 5head
from now oN as a means of nicknomenclature ] : talL &
shiNy & w/ an odd extra mass toward the top � near the
hairliNe ::: theN ::: moRe details here ::: i also noticed that
he has the salt and pepper haiR � a white maN's afro of sorts
� also veRy much styled in the mullet coiffure : this salt
and pepper continues oN into the goatee and mustache : at this point
i caN only assuMe he is in his mid to late 40s and is probably a
sound engineer at a local recording studio [ producing
jingles & other audio propogandas complete w/ sublingual messagings
perhaps � no? ] � yes � he veRy much fits
the 'type' if you know what i meaN ::: he has a muted but still
painfully busy hawaiian shirt oN � khakis � boatshoes
� he pretends to read the business sectioN of the
Boston Globe ::: >>>
aNyhow ::: this is this & that is that ::: soMe tiMe goes by
::: i try to catch the 5head iN the act of monitoring my behavior
� but w/o aNy luck whatsoever [ he is
too too entirely tricky ] : i look over & he is stilL
apparently flipping thru the business pages � alL casual-like
: so much bullsh!t i telL oN you ::: >>>
he is toO good ::: i look over agaiN ::: it is not eveN like those
moments when you are trying to catch theM iN the act [ these
lurkers ] whereby you turN to look & you see the lurker
quickly turNing their head & neck away froM you : not eveN like
this : 5head has a penchant for his skills of observing : he is
almost unhumaN in this regards ::: >>>
aNyhow : i go up to the coffeeshop register � purchase my
caffe latte w/ a shot of raspberry syrup � grab the comics
sectioN � & proceed to seat myself on the cozy secondhand
velvet chair near the chemistry statioN : i read i flip i enjoy
myself � but i also keep a lookout & monitor the stalker
the 5head ::: >>>
no apparent offensive glances froM hiM ::: >>>
at a certaiN point i have to use the restrooM : coffee & other
caffeine products tend to make the lower intestiNes shake &
quake for me : i caN feeL the potential � grab my coffee beverage
� & retire to the meN's rooM for a good 15 to 20 minutes
::: >>>
oNce i aM fully expurgated � i wipe i wash & begin to
leave the restrooM & lo & behold � who do you think
i find there oN the other side of the doorjamb � noNe other
than the 5head � ready to enter & possibly inspect foR
aNy remants i may have left behind : i cleaR my throat & push
past the mulletmaN sayiNg a veRy lowkey 'excuse
me sir' � & theN i aM off & oN my way back into
the steady trafficstreaM of my morning commute to the officeplace
::: >>>
god bless the poor 5head for entering the
restrooM following me � foR we alL should realize that i left
no sinus traces behind � noNe besides the fetid funk of my
bowel displacements ::: i caN only imagine afterward � following
5head's addition to my fiNe fragrancetrail � the combined aftermath
of our restrooM experiences causing latter entrants complete nausea
� or � perhaps eveN soMe sort of spontaneous implosioN
of sorts of sorts ::: >>>
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